Yikes!

Geez, its been a while! I haven't posted anything since... September! EGADS! Anyway, I have story for all y'all. I hope it is suitably amusing.

It was a completely normal day in a completely normal week, and I had to used the restroom. So I strode in to the seldom-actually-used-for-the-toilets girls bathroom at my school, opened a stall, and saw IT. It being, of course, a ridiculous amount of gang graffiti scrawled on the tiles in pen. But those gangsta girls, ever intelligent, had misspelled "South Side". Yeah. They had spelled it "Soth Side". When I finally stopped laughing, I was struck by the rampant stupidity of misspelled graffiti. So I pulled out my trusty Sharpie, uncapped it with a flourish, and proceeded to correct the vile injustice of spelling. After putting a tiny U with an arrow pointing to the appropriate place, I wrote above the whole mess "You can't spell you're own gang name? Thats just sad" and signed it "The Grammar Nazi". I then put an F- and circled it violently in black ink. Now, I'm a little bit worried about getting jumped by "Soth Sider's" but... It was worth it.